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Hey! Couldn't you contain that turd until you left the cache area!?!?! Did you really have to crap right next to my geocache?!?!? icon_confused.gificon_eek.gificon_redface.gificon_mad.gif

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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Okay, here's one I have all the time:

 

"What made you think that a pile of crap next to a freeway onramp was a great site for a cache? This place is obviously a homeless encampment! You think I'm going to let my kids get out of the car within a mile of this place?!!"

 

There's a dark side to living in a place where you have more than a thousand caches within 100 miles of your house...

 

Charlie

"One should never begin a journey by heading in the wrong direction."

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Solving my own dadgum problem:

 

http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?product=Portable%20Field%20Toilet%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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quote:
Originally posted by Criminal:

Solving my own dadgum problem:

 

-http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?]http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?

product=Portable%20Field%20Toilet%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

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OK, a third complaint: People that post a URL so long it makes the page 6000 pixels wide! icon_wink.gif

 

Personally, I just use a plastic bag and hang it from a tree afterward... icon_biggrin.gif

 

I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.

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Really, what's with these people who don't know what the hell they're doing when they post?!?! icon_mad.gif

 

oh yeah, that me icon_confused.gif

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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quote:
Originally posted by Criminal:

Solving my own dadgum problem:

 

http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?product=Portable%20Field%20Toilet%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**


 

Hey that would make a good cache container!!! icon_biggrin.gif

 

Work Smarter, Not Harder!

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quote:

Originally posted by Criminal:

Solving my own dadgum problem:

 

-http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?]http://www.armysurpluswarehouse.com/itemDetail.cfm?

product=Portable%20Field%20Toilet%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20

%20%20%20%20%20


 

OK at the bottom of the description it says "Made of metal and is an excellent multi-purpose bucket."

 

I'm going to get two of them one can be a canteen.

What are the chances I grab the wrong one?

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Eeyore

 

It took a GPS to get me away from technology.

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Can I complain about my boss or does it have to be related to Geocaching.

 

Just incase it's okay, here it goes:

 

I've got this real jerk for a boss. Got the job because of connections. Doesn't have the education or disposition for the job. Just a real loser. He used to play semi-professional hockey when he was younger. You can tell by the missing teeth and crooked nose. He must of overdosed on steroids because this guy is mean and stupid at the same time. The brain dead upper managers gave the guy a raise because he was able to blow the department's training budget on some How-To videos. This guy should be a washroom attendent.

 

Well, there it is....my complaint...more to come.

 

Every hour spent geocaching is added to the end of your life

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Let's see... mainly about what is in caches...

 

1) Thanks a lot for the wet dog biscuit in the cache! Made the cache really pleasant to open.

 

2) Why did somebody leave a pair of prescription eyeglasses in this cache?!?!

 

3) Oh boy - that soggy dog-chewn tennis ball is a really nice thing to put in this themed cache!

 

We don't go to caches for the prizes, many times we do TNLN, and we try to trade up (or at least trade even) but some of these items are just plain puzzling...

 

[This message was edited by TeamJiffy on September 19, 2002 at 01:34 AM.]

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Well if we're going to complain about things not related to geocaching:

 

1. Why is it that if someone coughs in your face it makes you sick? Why can’t it make you smart or muscular instead? icon_confused.gif

2. How come a mosquito spreads illness when it bites you? Wouldn’t it be better that if a mosquito stung you it got you high? That would add an interesting dimension to some of the caches around here.

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If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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I'm just glad somebody fixed it, I couldn't sleep all night thinking about how I'd screwed up everybody's width.

 

Maybe somebody will teach me how to make one of those linky things.

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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I'm just glad somebody fixed it, I couldn't sleep all night thinking about how I'd screwed up everybody's width.

 

Maybe somebody will teach me how to make one of those linky things.

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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quote:
Originally posted by Criminal:

Maybe somebody will teach me how to make one of those linky things.


 

You mean Like this?

 

Someone else asked that recently, too.

If that's what you mean:

The easiest way is to just click the button that says URL down below the editor window where you type your replies (down where it says Instant UBBCode in the green banner). You'll get a pop up box asking for the URL you want to link to, just type or paste it, and then another pop up asking what you want the link to say in the message. It'll appear where your cursor is

 

ApK

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I love geocaching but....

I really dislike the way they make me answer the phone at the office. it takes too long and most people already know who they called anyway so why throw a 18 word sentence in when you answer the phone? Does anyone else have this problem? Or hate it when someone anwers the phone like that?

Thank you for calling ******** ###### &&&&&&& @@@@ ^^^^^^^ Services, This is (Planet or your name here) how may I help you?

 

Thanks, I have been wanting to get that out for a while.

 

Cache you later,

Planet

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Thank you for coming to Oddburger restaurant, home of the Oddburger, would you like to try our Oddburger special today consisting of an Oddburger, fries and a shake?

 

Hey, I just want to order, I don't need a complete rundown of your specials. This isn't the Ritz.

 

stealyourcache.gif I do know one thing though, caches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday Yo! -Eminem www.theheavenlyhost.com/dru

 

[This message was edited by Dru Morgan on September 19, 2002 at 10:29 AM.]

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Thank you for coming to Oddburger restaurant, home of the Oddburger, would you like to try our Oddburger special today consisting of an Oddburger, fries and a shake?

 

Hey, I just want to order, I don't need a complete rundown of your specials. This isn't the Ritz.

 

stealyourcache.gif I do know one thing though, caches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday Yo! -Eminem www.theheavenlyhost.com/dru

 

[This message was edited by Dru Morgan on September 19, 2002 at 10:29 AM.]

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quote:
Originally posted by Criminal:

OK, Here goes nuthin

 

push me


 

There you go...you've taken your first step into a larger world. :-)

 

But...I pushed where it said "push me" and it took me to a page with a message from you said "push me" and then to another page that said "push me" and...this may take a awile...I'd better make some coffee.... icon_biggrin.gif

 

ApK

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quote:
Originally posted by The Intrepid Lemmings:

 

hmm - anyone know why the convenient little grey box wouldn't let me paste. It's obnoxious to have to type the entire address.

(however, thanks for intructions.)

beta lemming.


 

Don't know, but you can certainly paste the URL into the reply and just type the tags around it manually as Markwell showed.

 

Oh, as long as I'm in the Complaint Dept, has anyone heard if Jeremy is addressing the MyPop and message deletion issues?

 

ApK

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quote:
Originally posted by Planet:

I love geocaching but....

I really dislike the way they make me answer the phone at the office. it takes too long and most people already know who they called anyway so why throw a 18 word sentence in when you answer the phone? Does anyone else have this problem? Or hate it when someone anwers the phone like that?

Thank you for calling ******** ###### &&&&&&& @@@@ ^^^^^^^ Services, This is (Planet or your name here) how may I help you?

 

Thanks, I have been wanting to get that out for a while.

 

Cache you later,

Planet


 

YES! I hate hearing it, and totally sympathize with people who are being forced to say it! It's worst when it's just the company slogan or someother nonsense info...

 

The only time I'm subjected to doing anything like it, is in my reserve unit, we're supposed to answer the phone: "SLIC02, IT3 Smith speaking, this is not a secure line, how may I help you, sir or ma'am?"

 

ApK

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But...I pushed where it said "push me" and it took me to a page with a message from you said "push me" and then to another page that said "push me" and...this may take a awile...I'd better make some coffee....

______________________________________________

 

APK, let me know when you find the end...... icon_wink.gif

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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