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Alright everybody... stop right there!! Go no further in answering this question. You KNOW this is something that is not to be spoken of. :(:D:D

 

There IS no "Platinum Membership", no matter what you may have heard. Just go about your business, and please don't ask that question again. "Platinum Membership" is a myth. A figment. A non-entity. Please just go about your business.

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Alright everybody... stop right there!! Go no further in answering this question. You KNOW this is something that is not to be spoken of. :D:cool::cool:

 

There IS no "Platinum Membership", no matter what you may have heard. Just go about your business, and please don't ask that question again. "Platinum Membership" is a myth. A figment. A non-entity. Please just go about your business.

 

It's an inside joke. Nothing more.

 

Yeah.....that's it...aaall just a biiiig joke. :cool::(

 

The first rule of Platinum Membership:

 

No one talks about Platinum Membership :D

 

How ya enjoying this month's jam of the month? The blackberry's pretty nice, but I'm especially looking forward to getting the apple butter next month. :cool:

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How do you become one?

 

You sign a contract in blood vowing never to discuss it in a public forum.

 

 

If anyone asks, you are instructed to reply with a phrase similar to:

Go no further in answering this question. You KNOW this is something that is not to be spoken of.

 

or

 

It's an inside joke. Nothing more.

 

 

:(:D:cool::D:cool:

Edited by 4wheelin_fool
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Do all of you realize that by talking about platinum membership (that doesn't exist) (really, it does NOT exist!) you are now all on a list that will exclude you from platinum membership consideration? That's why I will not post to this thread..... Ahh, never mind. :antenna:

 

 

Edited to try to get back in the good graces of the platinum membership committee (that doesn't exist either).

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Being new here I just need to know one thing. Do the platinum members also have those MIB flashy things?

Wow! That was quite a flurry of posts in the last ten minutes. I hope they adequately answered your question.

 

WOW!! That was close!

 

Did you look at that thing in Keystone's avatar's hand? Many think it is a rainbow. HA! I say!

 

Got to go, they are still tracking me!

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Alright everybody... stop right there!! Go no further in answering this question. You KNOW this is something that is not to be spoken of. ;););)

 

There IS no "Platinum Membership", no matter what you may have heard. Just go about your business, and please don't ask that question again. "Platinum Membership" is a myth. A figment. A non-entity. Please just go about your business.

 

It's an inside joke. Nothing more.

 

Yeah.....that's it...aaall just a biiiig joke. ;):antenna:

 

The first rule of Platinum Membership:

 

No one talks about Platinum Membership ;)

 

How ya enjoying this month's jam of the month? The blackberry's pretty nice, but I'm especially looking forward to getting the apple butter next month. :D

 

I just wish they would bring back the marmalade.

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Alright everybody... stop right there!! Go no further in answering this question. You KNOW this is something that is not to be spoken of. ;););)

 

There IS no "Platinum Membership", no matter what you may have heard. Just go about your business, and please don't ask that question again. "Platinum Membership" is a myth. A figment. A non-entity. Please just go about your business.

 

It's an inside joke. Nothing more.

 

Yeah.....that's it...aaall just a biiiig joke. :D:antenna:

 

The first rule of Platinum Membership:

 

No one talks about Platinum Membership ;)

 

How ya enjoying this month's jam of the month? The blackberry's pretty nice, but I'm especially looking forward to getting the apple butter next month. :D

 

I just wish they would bring back the marmalade.

 

Mmmm...marmalade..... ;)

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It's no joke, BUT,

 

real platinum members do not and will not say that they are platinum members.

It is all very hush-hush.

 

It is a sub part of the "cache-inati" society.

One hint is to look for the secret hand sign.

 

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On the serious side, it means lesbian in ASL. ;)

 

Oh, shush. We don't speak of that here. :antenna:;)

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