+Criminal Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me. As I see it, there are four main possibilities: 1. 30,000 people send me $1 each. Not likely as there aren’t 30,000 people here reading this. 2. 1000 people send me $30 each. That’s a reasonable number of people and they shouldn’t miss $30, even TotemLake or Briansnat who’re currently looking for work. 3. 30 people send me $1000. This post will get at least that many views, but that’s a lot of money. 4. One rich bastard could send me the whole shebang. Whatever you decide, that’s OK as long as it adds up to $30K. I promise to give you a ride when you come to town, unless I’m already doing something. Should I have saved this one for Friday? EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Xterra is for GEOCACHING Edited January 16, 2004 by Criminal Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. Quote Link to comment
+woof n lulu Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Can you hear the band playing "Beautiful Dreamer" in the background ??? Quote Link to comment
+ChileHead Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 It should be easy enough to find 30,000 caches with a Where's George dollar. You might get luck and find a couple caches with > 1 George dollar in it. Quote Link to comment
+TeamK-9 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Beautiful dreamer, doo doo doo doo (can't remember the rest) $30,000 from us? I think I speak for everyone in saying, heck no, we're cheap!!! You'd be lucky to get five bucks and a couple poker chips from this group... You're preaching to the wrong choir... Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Can you hear the band playing "Beautiful Dreamer" in the background ??? Dude, that avatar hurts to look at! Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. Hey! Get in line! Quote Link to comment
umc Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 *watches thread closely* Thanks for the edit Criminal and what is wrong with the "old exterra?" Quote Link to comment
+harleycache Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me. Hey, let us know if it works. If it does, maybe I can get my new Fatboy sooner than I thought. Quote Link to comment
+Dagg Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 New Fatboy! Can I have your old one? Quote Link to comment
+harleycache Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 New Fatboy! Can I have your old one? Hey, if I can round up the bucks quickly this way, you can have my Super Glide. (Don't have a Fatboy yet). Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else. O|||||O Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Real Estate doesn't get you back and forth to work Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else. O|||||O It's not a Jeep!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+harleycache Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hey, if I get a Fatboy this way, do I have to have it Yellow. I really wanted black. Quote Link to comment
+Dagg Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 theselook good in yellow...fatboy. not so much Quote Link to comment
+harleycache Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 theselook good in yellow...fatboy. not so much Yeah, but those rigids would kill me in short order. Quote Link to comment
+RocketMan Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Just post your home address. The money will come rolling in! Quote Link to comment
+Dagg Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Back on topic. Criminal I will send you one dollar....Canadian.. Quote Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Can you say Schwinn? Quote Link to comment
+woof n lulu Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Can you hear the band playing "Beautiful Dreamer" in the background ??? Dude, that avatar hurts to look at! Thats dudette please...LOL Quote Link to comment
+WaldenRun Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper: 2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M) What Others Are Paying MSRP Invoice National Base Price $18,000 $17,023 $17,533 Destination Charge $540 Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133 Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000 Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<< -WR Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) Hey, if I get a Fatboy this way, do I have to have it Yellow. I really wanted black. No. You just have to say your yellow Jeep is a black HD Fatboy. My yellow Jeep is red. Edited January 16, 2004 by JMBella Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper: 2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M) What Others Are Paying MSRP Invoice National Base Price $18,000 $17,023 $17,533 Destination Charge $540 Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133 Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000 Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<< -WR Is the balance a gratuity? Quote Link to comment
+woof n lulu Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper: 2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M) What Others Are Paying MSRP Invoice National Base Price $18,000 $17,023 $17,533 Destination Charge $540 Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133 Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000 Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<< -WR Is the balance a gratuity? Gas money...its going up again Quote Link to comment
+Quest Master Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 If you were a REAL criminal, you would just steal one or rob a bank for the money. Quote Link to comment
+clearpath Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) Okay, I'll give it to ya ... forget that my kids may want to got to college someday. Nevermind that operation my wife wants, errr, needs to enlarge the size of her, huh, 'Mary Janes'. And don't forget the attorney fees that are piling up for a that rather innocent mishap that occured at the riverboat casino last fall. You seem like a nice enough guy ... what's your name again? Oh yeah, Criminal. Thats Criminal with a capital "C". Okay, checks in the mail. edit - typo Edited January 16, 2004 by clearpath Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I need a yellow Ferrari Enzo to get to those NEW caches reeeeeeeal fast. Now, if I could just get 100,000 people to give me $100...... Or some fat cat movie producer could buy just ONE of my ideas!!!! Sn gans Quote Link to comment
+seneca Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Criminal, you could set up a website where you list geocaches and then charge a 1000 people $30 each for a premium membership. All you would have to give them back is pocket queries..... Mmm ....nah, forget it.... it would never work..... Quote Link to comment
+Jamie Z Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I've gone against my policy of replying to nonsense threads, but only to offer some potentially useful advice: Send Me a Dollar Jamie Quote Link to comment
dougdrums Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 heheh... It's real simple. Reach in your wallet, pull out a buck, and send it to: ... Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. My buddy has the non-turbo model...it's only about $60K. And yes...he has way more money than brains. Quote Link to comment
+AmishHacker Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else. O|||||O It's not a Jeep!!!!! I guess I am missing something about the "Not a Jeep" thing Hmmmm Looks like a nice Yellow Jeep to me O|||||O Quote Link to comment
Howling/Pepper Chef Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Criminal- Head over to XOC and look in the BUY and Sell Area. They have lots of Xterra's for sale. Just make sure you get a 4x4 with SQUARE headlights. Good Luck!! Chef Quote Link to comment
+El Diablo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I could raffle off one of my hiking staffs for you Criminal. 50 bucks each ticket...we would only have to sell 600 of them, and whenever I was in town you could let me look at it. El Diablo Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I could raffle off one of my hiking staffs for you Criminal. 50 bucks each ticket...we would only have to sell 600 of them, and whenever I was in town you could let me look at it. El Diablo If I ever break my twisted sassafrass hiking stick, I'll look you up We could have a raffle for a hiking staff at my event... Quote Link to comment
+ICQ Cache Crew Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else. O|||||O Can I claim that as the locationless? LOL Quote Link to comment
+geoguyver Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me. As they say in Garage Logic (http://www.garagelogic.com/) Good Luck! You could always give us your email address and donations could be made to your paypal account... Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me. As they say in Garage Logic (http://www.garagelogic.com/) Good Luck! You could always give us your email address and donations could be made to your paypal account... But for tax purposes I think cash would be better. Quote Link to comment
+El Diablo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 We could have a raffle for a hiking staff at my event...[/color] and where would the money go?? El Diablo Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Great idea. Except I would go with a 4runner, personally.... Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 We could have a raffle for a hiking staff at my event... and where would the money go?? El Diablo How much do you charge? Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I found a Wheresgeorge $in a cache today, so I'm in for a buck. Now you only need 29,999 more. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 I everybody who responded to this thread so far mailed me $1000, I'd have enough for the Xterra nd buy you all a hiking pole from ElDiablo! Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) You want my 2 cents worth? Smurf Off Crim, charity starts at home. I will buy ya a beer if your ever in town though. Edited to say: (My 2 Cents) x 50 = $1.00 And a Good Day To YOU SIR! Edited January 16, 2004 by Johnnie Stalkers Quote Link to comment
+ZoomZoom Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) Crinimal... Don't expect anything from me but a free beer cause I'm broke as it is. I need a new set of whells also. Oh yeah! a canadian beer at that. Edited January 16, 2004 by ZoomZoom Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent. Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else. O|||||O It's not a Jeep!!!!! I guess I am missing something about the "Not a Jeep" thing Hmmmm Looks like a nice Yellow Jeep to me O|||||O What would a guy who drives a horse and buggy know about classic cars? This is a Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40, you know before they whoosied the Land cruiser line up. It's okay a lot of people make the same mistake. Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hey Criminal, I decided that what the heck you seem like a nice enough sort, I'll pop for the whole thing in fact I'll set up an e-transfer right now. Just e-mail me your bank account # with pin, your mothers maiden name, your social security number, Drivers license #, and two major credit card #'s. You should see the funds in your account by morning. Have a nice day Quote Link to comment
+crzycrzy Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I don't know, Criminal was voted as the best poster of last year... (Or should I say he was in the running, and leave it at that ?) That has to be worth something ??!???!??? Quote Link to comment
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