[Divine]

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish I had an X-ray vision.

[WH]

Granted, but it only works within a nursing home.

I wish for happiness

[FtMgAl]

You got it! But you're happy only until the drugs you took wear off.

I wish I had an unlimited number of wishes.

[WH]

Granted, but all your wishes are just part of this silly OT thread.

I wish for a permanent end to worldwide terrorism in all forms.

[Divine]

Congratulations, all life on the world just ceased to exist.

I wish I had a new GPS unit.

[wimseyguy]

Granted, but you cannot change the characters into any language you can read, and it only measures in fathoms.

I wish I could take the afternoon off!

[Robespierre]

go ahead!

-your wife needs a babysitter for her new Vietnamese Pig.

edit: I wish this headache would go away.

This post has been edited by Robespierre: 08 February 2005 - 05:37 AM

[Mushtang]

You've got it. But now someone has to clean off the guillotine.

I wish I had a monkey's paw.

[Robespierre]

OK, monkey paw, but it's a tiny monkey and you also have a tiny monkey's penis.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Divine]

Granted, but you can remember only those images you see when you peek into the toilet before flushing it.

I wish I could be invisible when I wanted to.

[WH]

Congratulations, your power is as close as the nearest light switch.

I wish this thread would be locked right now with no further replies.

[Robespierre]

Granted, invisibility, but it also has an involuntary reflex which works around pretty women.

I wish the sun would shine today.

[wimseyguy]

You can be. The only problem is that you only desire invisibility when you are driving near the old folks retirement home and nudist colony!

I wish I didn't have to shave every morning.

[WH]

Congratulations, you have cancer and require regular chemotherapy.

I wish my child support payments would end.

[wimseyguy]

Robespierre, on Feb 8 2005, 06:03 AM, said:

I wish the sun would shine today.

Iit is around here, and supposed to get into the high 60's.
Since you already granted my wish, I'm taking the afternoon off to go find some caches.

[Team Tigger International]

WH, on Feb 8 2005, 07:03 AM, said:

Congratulations, your power is as close as the nearest light switch.

I wish this thread would be locked right now with no further replies.

Granted but you can no longer reply to any thread at all .

I wish I was in Hawaii .

[WH]

Congratulations, You are now swimming inside the volcano.

I wish I was wealthy

[Team Tigger International]

Done , you are now a wealth of usless information !

I wish winter was over !

[wimseyguy]

WH, on Feb 8 2005, 06:06 AM, said:

Congratulations, you have cancer and require regular chemotherapy.

I wish my child support payments would end.

Done-your ex and kids are on the back of every milk carton in New England.

I wish that I didn't have all of the even meaner replies to this one pop up in my head, but I just have a sick twisted sense of humor sometimes,

[Divine]

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I wish winter was over !

Granted. All you have to do is wait. And then there'll be a new winter soon.

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I wish that I didn't have all of the even meaner replies to this one pop up in my head

Granted, you are boring from now on.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

[CacheNCarryMA]

Granted, but the unseasonable warm winter has lead to a population explosion of ticks, chiggers, rattlesnakes, or <insert your least favorite wildlife encountered on the trail here>

I wish I wasn't so humble.

[Pork King]

EDITTED

This post has been edited by Pork King: 08 February 2005 - 06:19 AM

[CacheNCarryMA]

Divine, on Feb 8 2005, 06:16 AM, said:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

Done.
But when you speak, everytime
It will be in rhyme.


I wish I wasn't so humble.

[Robespierre]

not humble? OK, you're Michael Jackson.

I wish I had a fast car.

[WH]

Congratulations, you now get a speeding ticket every time you drive it.

I wish smoking marijuana was legal in the US.

[The Cheeseheads]

Granted! Unfortunately, your company is shipping you to China tomorrow.

I wish I had a beer tapper at my desk.

This post has been edited by The Cheeseheads: 08 February 2005 - 06:37 AM

[Robespierre]

And it's even cold beer, 'cause your desk is in Siberia.

I wish I could find the world's largest cache.

[FtMgAl]

Granted but now a giant has attached a traveltag to your leg and you are stuck in the trunk of his car.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

[Robespierre]

coffee? OK, Swiss almond mocha cream.

I wish I was able to be funny more.

[FtMgAl]

Swiss almond mocha cream? YUCK!!!

Ok, you're so funny you've been nominated for a Darwin Award.

I wish I didn't have so many threads running at the moment.

This post has been edited by FtMgAl: 08 February 2005 - 07:06 AM

[WH]

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I wish I was able to be funny more.

Congratulations, you now have uncontrollable flatulence.

I wish I had a higher IQ.

This post has been edited by WH: 08 February 2005 - 07:06 AM

[vree]

WH, on Feb 8 2005, 10:05 AM, said:

I wish I had a higher IQ.

congratulations, you know the meaning of life, but no one understands what you are talking about.

i wish i always had good satellite reception.

[WH]

Congratulations, you now live in the desert.

I wish I could find every cache I search for.

[Divine]

Yeah, you've found all 'em three now that you've moved to Navicache and Navicache only.

I wish I could understand our cats.

[FtMgAl]

You now understand cats. Problem is nowone understands you any more and the litterbox is getting very ripe.

I still wish I didn't have so many threads running at the moment.

This post has been edited by FtMgAl: 08 February 2005 - 07:26 AM

[VegasCacheHounds]

Okay, they've all been locked!

I wish I had a Ford GT-40

[wolves shepherd]

You do, and you're so pround of that little Hot Wheels, too.

I wish I was on vacation already!

[VegasCacheHounds]

Ha! I DO own a Hot wheels GT-40!

You are, but it's just a nice way of saying laid off.

I wish it would snow.

[wimseyguy]

It is snowing. Problem is you packed your bags for a Caribbean Cruise.

I wish chocolate chip cookies could cure cancer.

[WH]

Granted, you now have enough hair to be mistaken for a sasquatch.

I wish <insert x rated comment here>

[VegasCacheHounds]

The above mentioned sasquatch gladly fulfills your fantasy

I wish to never walk in on that ^

[wolves shepherd]

Granted, because you were already laying in bed when the fuzzy couple broke in on you!

I wish I was done with this silly budget for work!

[The Leprechauns]

The budget is DONE! Unfortunately, it recommends eliminating your job.

I wish that more people could be forum moderators.

[wolves shepherd]

They are, but they all have wildly divergents views and interpretations and the board becomes one giant lock-fest.

I wish I had a beer right now.

[The Leprechauns]

(So how is that any different than it is now????)

You've got your beer, but it's being administered rectally.

I wish that Pittsburgh had won the Super Bowl.

[Mushtang]

Poof, they did. Except it was in 1975, 1976, 1979, and 1980. Try and brag about it if you want.

I wish everyone in the forums would spell "your" and "you're" appropriately from now on.

[CacheNCarryMA]

Done, but now with the integrated spell checker it takes five minutes to post to the forums. Thanks to you're wish, everyone thinks your a @#$&.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

[WH]

Done, Unforutanely some kid has poured ketchup on you and bitten your head off.

I wish Drew Barrymore was waiting for me at my home in an advanced state of undress.

This post has been edited by WH: 08 February 2005 - 01:49 PM

[The Leprechauns]

She's there, only you've gone through a timewarp, Drew is at the age where she starred in E.T., and Lieutenant Anderson from the vice squad wants to speak with you.

I wish that I could be paid my current salary to be a professional geocacher.

[WH]

Done, unfortunately you were laid off just before the wish took effect.

I wish my children grow to be happy and healthy adults.