[joefrog]

You found it. But so did everyone ELSE on the CNN website. Is that a news crew in your front yard?

I wish I could win a prize for my Halloween Costume!

[Team Black-Cat]

You did, but you'll have to wait 'till next Halloween to claim it.

I wish this thread was on the first page.

[catsnfish]

Congratulations! but now catsnfish is posting in it

I wish for fish

[Bill the Cat 89]

There you go. Not quite the Fish you were expecting?

I wish we could skip winter this year.

[The Blorenges]

Granted! ... Just how warm did you want?





I wish honey roasted cashews weren't fattening...

MrsB

[ArcherDragoon]

Granted...it is now against the law to even think about them...
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I wish to know who thought it was a good idea to bring back this thread!!!

[nonaeroterraqueous]

Sure, but then we'd have to mock you for not scrolling all the way up the page to find out for yourself.
















Now that I've found the perfect large cache container, I wish I had the enormous amount of swag to put in it.

[The Blorenges]

There you go, how's that?
...or I've got some nice flowery chinz ones, or there's the twining ivy with butterflies on it...



I wish someone would make me a mug of tea right now...

MrsB

[RexBloodman]

The Blorenges, on Nov 24 2008, 02:51 PM, said:

There you go, how's that?
...or I've got some nice flowery chinz ones, or there's the twining ivy with butterflies on it...



I wish someone would make me a mug of tea right now...

MrsB

POOF! You are a giant mug filled with earl grey tea!!!!!!

I wish for a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

[Ockette]

With holiday drivers, it's always a Happy Thanksgiving at the Roadkill Cafe.





I wish for a little blue sailboat.

[Laval K-9]

Granted! But there is absolutely no wind and there will never be again

I wish for a lot of snow this winter.

[Team Black-Cat]

Laval K-9, on Nov 25 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

Granted! But there is absolutely no wind and there will never be again

I wish for a lot of snow this winter.

That was tough...

I wish I had posted fast enough to give Ockette the little blue sailboat I found.

This post has been edited by Team Black-Cat: 25 November 2008 - 09:51 PM

[The Blorenges]

Team Black-Cat, on Nov 26 2008, 05:51 AM, said:

That was tough...

I wish I had posted fast enough to give Ockette the little blue sailboat I found.

You were just a bit too slow with the wrapping-up... Now all it needs is the Christmas paper, some ribbons and a few large postage stamps...



I wish garlic didn't make breath smell so much

MrsB

[ArcherDragoon]

Granted!!! It now gives your horrible, bad gas for weeks at a time!!!
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And no...you will not be able to blame those on little Rover...

I wish for a dish of fish!!!

[ArcherDragoon]

nonaeroterraqueous, on Nov 23 2008, 06:27 PM, said:

Sure, but then we'd have to mock you for not scrolling all the way up the page to find out for yourself.

[nonaeroterraqueous]

ArcherDragoon, on Dec 1 2008, 11:54 AM, said:

I wish for a dish of fish!!!

Poof! a nice steaming bowl of puffer fish. Now, how much of that can you eat before it kills you?










I wish I weren't so terrified of criticism.

[Team Black-Cat]

That's the dumbest wish I ever heard.

I wish for another wish.

[Team Black-Cat]

Granted, but now you have to wish for something that's never been wished before.

I wish I wasn't so critical of nonaeroterraqueous's wish.

[ArcherDragoon]

Granted...you are now critical of your own posts...which has driven you mad...mad beyond your control...you have been admitted to the local hospital for observation...most likely for the rest of your life...

I wish I wasn't your roommate!!!

[The Blorenges]

**Ting!**

... You're not... You're mine



I wish to tell you all about my collection of shoe laces...

[DragonsWest]

The Blorenges, on 03 December 2008 - 03:19 PM, said:

I wish to tell you all about my collection of shoe laces...

Pfffooot! A djinni rises from the dust motes of your desk, floating above your keyboard and in front of your monitor - it raises a small, bony looking hand makes an intricate gesture and pauses for a biinnng! biinnng! pulls something from a sleeve, places it to its ear, listents for a moment, mumbles 'Lemme get back to you, on another call', tucks whatever it was away, finishes the gesture with a determined and exaggerated flourish and vanishes as the dust motes disperse.

You feel a sudden an overwhelming need to expound at incredible length about matierials, weaves, aglets, knots, wear pattern, fraying, etcetera. After a while you are picked up by the galactic police and placed in a cell next to someone who by all accounts seems to be telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth (some of which is pretty ghastly, but, alas, you just cannot cease your dissertation on aglet binding methods.

At some point the person in the next cell stops talking and some visitors appear to stop by and you hear something about a message at something something 'Plural Z Alpha. But you keep on going as there still so much about shaping and how various fibres hold a knot...


I wish for a carrot.

[6NoisyHikers]

Absolutely! It's yours! (You didn't say where you wanted it )

I wish for more time to do the stuff I like.

[DragonsWest]

6NoisyHikers, on 20 April 2012 - 03:19 PM, said:

I wish for more time to do the stuff I like.

Done! You are now so ugly your face stops not just one clock, but all clocks. You now have all the time in the world.


I wish I could detect geocaches with a forked stick, like a divining rod.

[Fianccetto]

Your wish is granted! On a caching trip you find a forked stick in a wet smelly ditch which will point you to random micro geocaches (thousands of miles away) in other wet smelly ditches. It doesn't work on caches within 500 miles or so.

I wish the weather here were right for me to wear my new dress out today.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

Fianccetto, on 20 April 2012 - 10:58 PM, said:

Your wish is granted! On a caching trip you find a forked stick in a wet smelly ditch which will point you to random micro geocaches (thousands of miles away) in other wet smelly ditches. It doesn't work on caches within 500 miles or so.

I wish the weather here were right for me to wear my new dress out today.

Granted! It's a lovely day but you wore your dress out and now have to go nekkid.

I wish I could be King for a Day.

This post has been edited by TheAlabamaRambler: 21 April 2012 - 07:34 AM

[Fianccetto]

(Now I fit in around here at last!)

Your wish is granted, you may be King of a particularly nice small rocky outcrop situated off the North coast of Iceland on November 8th 2195 (all day)! This offer is subject to conditional change, is only available to the recipient 'TheAlabamaRambler' and only if alive and he must be naked to be king of this rock kingdom for the day. Transport will not be provided as part of the wish and it is not transferable.

I wish for myself and my close family and friends to be wise, healthy, rich and happy for the rest our my long lives.

[6NoisyHikers]

Fianccetto, on 21 April 2012 - 10:39 AM, said:

I wish for myself and my close family and friends to be wise, healthy, rich and happy for the rest our my long lives.

Alakazam! Except that in the interest of eco-friendliness (it's Earth Day tomorrow!) you must all morph together into one huge body with 17 heads.

I wish kids today weren't so darn lazy.

[MickEMT]

6NoisyHikers, on 21 April 2012 - 11:19 AM, said:

Fianccetto, on 21 April 2012 - 10:39 AM, said:

I wish for myself and my close family and friends to be wise, healthy, rich and happy for the rest our my long lives.

Alakazam! Except that in the interest of eco-friendliness (it's Earth Day tomorrow!) you must all morph together into one huge body with 17 heads.

I wish kids today weren't so darn lazy.

Your wish is granted! Now kids have more energy than the Tazmanian zdevil on speed, so much so that they can't sit still, or keep quiet. Oh, its class time & YOU are the teachher.......

I wish I was a volunteer reviewer for Groundspeak.

[bittsen]

MickEMT, on 21 April 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

I wish I was a volunteer reviewer for Groundspeak.

Your wish is granted but you didn't reply to the congratulatory email, so unfortunately the reviewer position went to bittsen.

I wish for whirled peas.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

bittsen, on 21 April 2012 - 02:52 PM, said:

MickEMT, on 21 April 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

I wish I was a volunteer reviewer for Groundspeak.

Your wish is granted but you didn't reply to the congratulatory email, so unfortunately the reviewer position went to bittsen.

I wish for whirled peas.

Congratulations! You were selected to become a Groundspeak Volunteer Cache Reviewer. Unfortunately you denied the listing of a film can cache in a muddy ditch alongside an Interstate and the crazed would-be cache owner chased you down and beat your head on the sidewalk. I hope that you make a recovery, but for now and the foreseeable future you are lost in a coma and being fed whirled peas through a feeding tube.



I wish a maid would come clean the dust off all the stuff on my desk.

This post has been edited by TheAlabamaRambler: 21 April 2012 - 03:47 PM

[6NoisyHikers]

No problem! Only she does it with spit and your best shirt.

I wish I could get my boss to retire.

[Fianccetto]

Abracadabra, your wish has been granted. The company goes bust, your boss retires, managing to defraud the shareholders of all he can get hold of, pinning the blame on you. You get a 12 year stretch.

I wish I didn't have to work on weekends.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 22 April 2012 - 12:09 AM

[MickEMT]

Fianccetto, on 22 April 2012 - 12:05 AM, said:

Abracadabra, your wish has been granted. The company goes bust, your boss retires, managing to defraud the shareholders of all he can get hold of, pinning the blame on you. You get a 12 year stretch.

I wish I didn't have to work on weekends.

No problem, you are also implicated by 6noisy hikers boss, and are sentenced to serve 20 years of weekend confinement.

[Fianccetto]

MickEMT, on 22 April 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

Fianccetto, on 22 April 2012 - 12:05 AM, said:

Abracadabra, your wish has been granted. The company goes bust, your boss retires, managing to defraud the shareholders of all he can get hold of, pinning the blame on you. You get a 12 year stretch.

I wish I didn't have to work on weekends.

No problem, you are also implicated by 6noisy hikers boss, and are sentenced to serve 20 years of weekend confinement.

Great! So what is your wish?

[Snoogans]

Fianccetto, on 22 April 2012 - 10:08 AM, said:

MickEMT, on 22 April 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

Fianccetto, on 22 April 2012 - 12:05 AM, said:

Abracadabra, your wish has been granted. The company goes bust, your boss retires, managing to defraud the shareholders of all he can get hold of, pinning the blame on you. You get a 12 year stretch.

I wish I didn't have to work on weekends.

No problem, you are also implicated by 6noisy hikers boss, and are sentenced to serve 20 years of weekend confinement.

Great! So what is your wish?

Yay a freebie!

I wish there were flying monkeys like on the Wizard of Oz.

[Fianccetto]

ShazzzAM! Flying monkeys now exist! They only fly when they need to drop something on someone from a great height and you have your very own flying monkey who marks you every time (s)he needs to....(Excuse me I think I hear the doorbell).

I wish the travelling salesmen, charity workers, religious advertisers and hawkers only knocked on the door of our house when we are all out.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 23 April 2012 - 06:50 AM

[bittsen]

Your wish is granted!!
Now whenever a travelling salesmen, charity workers, religious advertisers and hawkers startes to knock on your door you will pass out and stay that way until they leave.

I wish that the clock would slide back an hour so I could get another hour of sleep.

[Nomesquad]

Poof! Back an hour the clock goes, but it gets stuck. The only thing on tv is infomercials. Just how many copies of "Sweating to the Oldies" can you handle?

I wish supper would cook itself tonight.

[moneytree02]

Sure! Dried worms that you find on the sidewalk for you tonight!


I wish I could get a good grade on the upcoming state tests.

[6NoisyHikers]

Poof done! You are the ONLY one who gets a good grade - everyone else has the IQ of a drunk gerbil. This leads the examiners assume that the tests were extremely hard and you must have cheated. They give passing "pity" marks to everyone but you.

Oh man, I wish I wasn't getting sick with a cold right now.

[bittsen]

Congratulations, you no longer have a cold coming on. Now you have the flu coming on.

I wish that the first weekend of May 2012 would be warm and partly cloudy at the Oregon and Washington coast.

[The Blorenges]

*Kerching!*

Your wish is granted.

That weekend will be warm and sunny for everyone else. The "partly cloudy" bit will be your own personal cloud which will appear on schedule every time you go outdoors and ensure that you are always under its little grey shadow while everyone else slaps on the sun lotion and their funky shades.


I wish our cats could vacuum up their own cat fluff.



MrsB

This post has been edited by The Blorenges: 24 April 2012 - 01:27 AM

[moneytree02]

POOF! They vacuumed up all of their hair! But then they dumped it all of on your pillow! Have a good night!

I wish that I can wake up faster in the mornings.

[CatfishPilot]

Granted. You now wake up with amazing speed...leap right out of bed. But you also chronically wake up late. Now it's bed time.

I wish my posts were funnier.

[JBnW]

Your wish is my command. A metal grid has appeared in your mattress, which has been wired to both your alarm clock and to a 120V circuit. Sweet dreams!

I wish for the fish to bite today!

[6NoisyHikers]

Shazam! Now there's a hole in the bottom of your boat.

I wish that it were yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...

[bittsen]

Abracadabra...

It's yesterday and all your troubles are in your future



I wish someone would clean off my chest freezer for me.

[J the Goat]

Granted. Now that it's clean, your chest freezer works better than ever and you walk around like an ice cube with a head and limbs.


I wish there wasn't a tent in the empty field across the street from my apartment.

[GeoBain]

J the Goat, on 24 April 2012 - 07:03 PM, said:

Granted. Now that it's clean, your chest freezer works better than ever and you walk around like an ice cube with a head and limbs.


I wish there wasn't a tent in the empty field across the street from my apartment.

Awesome! You awake to find there is no longer A tent, but hundreds of tents full of rednecks with lots of guns and they fire them off like firecrackers all day and into the night.

I wish I could regain my trust in the tptb.

[J the Goat]

Poof! You trust them implicitely. Fool....


I wish I'd known about this thread a lot sooner.