[bittsen]

Your wish has been granted, a long time ago. You just suffer from short term and long term memory loss.


I wish I had replied to the empty tent post above. I would have filled it with rats.

[J the Goat]

bittsen, on 24 April 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

Your wish has been granted, a long time ago. You just suffer from short term and long term memory loss.


I wish I had replied to the empty tent post above. I would have filled it with rats.

Granted, however your post was useless so it was deleted.


I wish we had more emoticon choices.

[GeoBain]

J the Goat, on 24 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

bittsen, on 24 April 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

Your wish has been granted, a long time ago. You just suffer from short term and long term memory loss.


I wish I had replied to the empty tent post above. I would have filled it with rats.

Granted, however your post was useless so it was deleted.


I wish we had more emoticon choices.

Granted, but you have to grab them from Google images and paste them in manually.

I wish my leg would stop aching so I can go to bed.

[J the Goat]

GeoBain, on 24 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Granted, but you have to grab them from Google images and paste them in manually.

I wish my leg would stop aching so I can go to bed.

That was easy. Both of your legs got chewed off by raccoons. No more aching.


I wish I hadn't flaked on going to the gym tonight.

[GeoBain]

J the Goat, on 24 April 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

GeoBain, on 24 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Granted, but you have to grab them from Google images and paste them in manually.

I wish my leg would stop aching so I can go to bed.

That was easy. Both of your legs got chewed off by raccoons. No more aching.


I wish I hadn't flaked on going to the gym tonight.

You start using Head and Shoulders and the flakes magically disappear.

I wish I .... (dies from the massive loss of blood after raccoons chew off his leg)

[J the Goat]

Oh no, Geobain is gone again

I wish I could give him my legs so he didn't need the wheelchair next to his name.

[bittsen]

As luck turns out you were able to give him your legs but they were the wrong size so you got them back.


I wish there was a nasty virus that caused all of the illegals, druggies, and other lowlifes to become permanently sterile and all of them caught it.

[6NoisyHikers]

Granted! Hey, wait... how come nobody in OT can have babies no more?

I wish it was easier to get paint off my hands.

[J the Goat]

Blasted Hikers....


It's done. Steel wool will get that paint (and skin) right off.


I wish I were faster on the keyboard.

This post has been edited by J the Goat: 24 April 2012 - 09:53 PM

[6NoisyHikers]

Poof! You type like the wind - but only in Sanskrit and none of the buttons are right.

I wish the crows wuld stop eating my birdseed.

[Fianccetto]

Your crows stop eating the birdseed, they arrange it into enticing patterns and start eating the little birds who come for it, leaving the messy remains for rats to find. They also peck anyone in your yard.

I wish people would drive carefully.

[moneytree02]

POOF! Now people do drive more carefully on their lawnmowers.

I wish that it is warmer outside.

This post has been edited by moneytree02: 25 April 2012 - 02:09 AM

[J the Goat]

ALAKAZAM! It's plenty warm outside, you just have no idea how to read a thermometer.


I wish my coffee was magically done when I woke up every morning.

[JBnW]

Granted!



And it was delicious!

I wish someone would fix the new hole in my boat.

[bittsen]

Gilligan has arrived to fx the hole in your boat. He has the Professor on speed dial in case he needs help.

I wish gas prices were back to where they were in 1975.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

Great! Gas prices are back to what they were in 1975. Unfortunately so is your income.

I wish I felt like geocaching today.

[J the Goat]

No problem, you feel like geocaching. Soggy and squishy like film can logs it is


I wish I had the motivation do get more stuff done today.

[GeoBain]

J the Goat, on 25 April 2012 - 07:21 AM, said:

I wish I had the motivation do get more stuff done today.

You're highly motivated to get more stuff done but hey, you're a goat. What else can you do?

I wish TAR had taken the 1975 bait.

[DragonsWest]

GeoBain, on 25 April 2012 - 07:27 AM, said:

I wish TAR had taken the 1975 bait.

The Alabama Rambler recognised the attempt to be drawn out, but felt calling Geobain on it, too would be unkind considering Geobain's imminent re-capture by the men in white suits and sporting large butterfly nets.


I wish I could attend my nephew's wedding in June, (too short notice with too many other irons in the fire.)

[6NoisyHikers]

Granted! You'll be able to attend your nephew's FOURTH wedding, in June 2017.

I wish that my kids would think before they spoke sometimes.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

Your kids agree to think very carefully before they speak to you so that they don't give away the fact that two are plotting to talk you into buying more life insurance and the third is planning a way to knock you off without raising suspicions so they can all split the money.

I wish I were 18 again.

This post has been edited by TheAlabamaRambler: 25 April 2012 - 12:57 PM

[6NoisyHikers]

The legal drinking age is 21.
(Probably wouldn't make a difference )

I wish the dishes would do themselves.

[Fianccetto]

The dish at the top of the pile tips over and the whole lot crashes to the floor. They are well and truly done for.


I wish my kids would stop breaking things.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 25 April 2012 - 02:01 PM

[TheAlabamaRambler]

6NoisyHikers, on 25 April 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:

The legal drinking age is 21.
(Probably wouldn't make a difference )

Not to me, since I don't drink and don't enjoy the company of drunks.

[6NoisyHikers]

Fianccetto, on 25 April 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

I wish my kids would stop breaking things.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Now the kids just steal things instead.

I wish I could see one week into the future.

[6NoisyHikers]

TheAlabamaRambler, on 25 April 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

6NoisyHikers, on 25 April 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:

The legal drinking age is 21.
(Probably wouldn't make a difference )

Not to me, since I don't drink and don't enjoy the company of drunks.

Me and you both TAR Glad to be in good company! Teetotallers unite!

[J the Goat]

6NoisyHikers, on 25 April 2012 - 02:24 PM, said:

Fianccetto, on 25 April 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

I wish my kids would stop breaking things.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Now the kids just steal things instead.

I wish I could see one week into the future.

Granted. You also get current Alzheimers and have no idea what's happening right now.


I wish it would either rain or not instead of this on and off drizzle garbage.

[DragonsWest]

Granted. An angel sporting an umbrella and mac, shudders and waves its hand in your general direction and disappers with a small thunderclap.

Rain comes down. In sheets and torrents. Mud slides, trees topple, even rocks begin to float. It rains so much the sea level rises noticibly and the last thing you see is an old man ushering cats and rats and elephants aboard a large wooden ship by the pair. Brother. You got your wish. As the water level becomes very high in your lungs, you really know you got your wish.



I wish for beautiful weather and lots of wildflowers for the Coe Back Country Weekend.

[bittsen]

Your wish is granted. There will be lots of beautiful weather and wildflowers for the Back Country Weekend some year in the future, not yet determined.

I wish my weekend started tomorrow.

[6NoisyHikers]

Done! Your very last weekend starts tomorrow. After that, it's seven days a week for the rest of your life.

I wish to never have a tick on my body!

This post has been edited by 6NoisyHikers: 26 April 2012 - 12:09 AM

[bittsen]

6NoisyHikers, on 26 April 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

Done! Your very last weekend starts tomorrow. After that, it's seven days a week for the rest of your life.

I wish to never have a tick on my body!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND POOF
From now on you will have ticks IN your body.

I wish that friendly extraterrestrial aliens would come to earth in the next month and tell us all about the wonders of the universe, share all their knowledge, ecplain the wonders of the world, and offer free rides in their space ships.

[GeoBain]

bittsen, on 26 April 2012 - 06:38 AM, said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND POOF
From now on you will have ticks IN your body.

I wish that friendly extraterrestrial aliens would come to earth in the next month and tell us all about the wonders of the universe, share all their knowledge, ecplain the wonders of the world, and offer free rides in their space ships.

Hallelujah! Jesus returns for His people. He doesn't use a space ship, but instead lifts His people up to heaven in a cloud.

I wish this was actually happening today.

[J the Goat]

Viola! It's happening. Unfortunately, you've exhausted the world's supply of peyote on this particular trip, and have every native culture putting you on a hit list for ruining their spiritual rituals.


I wish I could cook like a gourmet chef.

[moneytree02]

POOF! You can now cook like a gourmet chef! But you can cook one dish and one dish only, every meal, for the rest of your life.

I wish that food that is bad for you didn't taste so good....

[DragonsWest]

moneytree02, on 26 April 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

I wish that food that is bad for you didn't taste so good....

Granted: Your tastebuds are magically manipulated by the Djinni Culinary Institute and food which is bad for you now tastes terrible ... and food which is good for you tastes even worse.


I wish I had another sack of Seasame Sticks.

[6NoisyHikers]

Granted. Though now your pants don't fit quite right anymore.



I wish I didn't keep wearing out my hiking shoes.

[DragonsWest]

6NoisyHikers, on 26 April 2012 - 02:17 PM, said:

I wish I didn't keep wearing out my hiking shoes.

Granted: A crocydile chomps your legs off below the knee. You has twin Nike peg legs with Michelin tread, which get better mileage than shoes ever did.


I wish rattlesnakes would hope up signs to let you know they are nearby.

[GeoBain]

DragonsWest, on 26 April 2012 - 03:33 PM, said:

I wish rattlesnakes would hope up signs to let you know they are nearby.

Granted. Rattlesnakes worldwide now have hope that you will be nearby.

I wish my wife did not enjoy watching "The Voice."

[J the Goat]

Oh, no problem. She now enjoys attending the live studio recordings, complete with a second ticket for you. Every week. Forever.



I wish it were easier to avoid creditors once I've made the mistake of getting involved with them in the first place

[moneytree02]

POOF! Now it is easier to avoid creditors than before! But now you will always have the feeling of someone watching you while your back is turned.

I wish that you didn't have to use algebra in real life.

This post has been edited by moneytree02: 26 April 2012 - 05:07 PM

[J the Goat]

moneytree02, on 26 April 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

POOF! Now they do have signs to let yo uknow when they are nearby. But all the signs are inapproiate and insulting. While you are busy reading all of the rude signs a rattlesnake comes up behind you and bites you.....The last thing you see is its sign.....Haha you can never escape us, you foolish human.

I wish that you didn't need to use algebra in real life.

Why thank you, that's a very kind wish from you to me Just for that I won't make fun of the fact you skipped 2 posts in your response


I wish I lived in Fiji.

[MickEMT]

J the Goat, on 26 April 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

moneytree02, on 26 April 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

POOF! Now they do have signs to let yo uknow when they are nearby. But all the signs are inapproiate and insulting. While you are busy reading all of the rude signs a rattlesnake comes up behind you and bites you.....The last thing you see is its sign.....Haha you can never escape us, you foolish human.

I wish that you didn't need to use algebra in real life.

Why thank you, that's a very kind wish from you to me Just for that I won't make fun of the fact you skipped 2 posts in your response


I wish I lived in Fiji.

"POOF" You now live IN Fiji. About 10 feet deep in the center of it in fact. Too bad you can't breathe rocks..........


I wish I didn't have to go work a double shift tonight.

[DragonsWest]

MickEMT, on 26 April 2012 - 05:50 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have to go work a double shift tonight.

Granted: The guy who works the following shift calls in with black plague, mumbles, epilady, wombatosis of the lemur and whoopie coughs, you have three shifts now.


I wish I had enough time to do everything I want to this weekend.

[Coyote's Girl]

DragonsWest, on 26 April 2012 - 06:00 PM, said:

I wish I had enough time to do everything I want to this weekend.

(WARNING: I am gamer. All wishes suck)

Congratulations on your newfound time! You have no job. No obligations. No family. All your friends are gone. Your car won't need to be worked on because you don't have one of those either. As a bonus, I shall grant you an endless geobag of AA batteries. To get to all those caches, you have a bike; maybe. Roll for luck.

Sorry about that.

I wish that my knee would stop hurting but I shall be allowed to maintain normal use of my personal legs, the ones I was born with, until such time as my life ends by natural causes.

[DragonsWest]

Coyote, on 26 April 2012 - 06:11 PM, said:

I wish that my knee would stop hurting but I shall be allowed to maintain normal use of my personal legs, the ones I was born with, until such time as my life ends by natural causes.

Granted! Your pain is transferred by secrets of the orient, known only to the Djinni Pain Transference League. Now the very tip of your tongue swells with a thousand cancre sores and becomes the very essence of your constant focus. (Needed to roll better for a save on that one!)


I wish bananas didn't spoil so fast.

[Coyote's Girl]

DragonsWest, on 26 April 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

Granted! Your pain is transferred by secrets of the orient, known only to the Djinni Pain Transference League. Now the very tip of your tongue swells with a thousand cancre sores and becomes the very essence of your constant focus. (Needed to roll better for a save on that one!)


I wish bananas didn't spoil so fast.

Well played. Bananas don't spoil so fast anymore. They stay green for weeks and weeks. Then edible for another couple weeks. If you're making banana bread, you have to keep those puppies around for two months. Too bad you're just as allergic to them as I am.

I wish there wasn't so much light pollution where I live.

This post has been edited by Coyote's Girl: 26 April 2012 - 06:29 PM

[bittsen]

Coyote, on 26 April 2012 - 06:28 PM, said:

DragonsWest, on 26 April 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

Granted! Your pain is transferred by secrets of the orient, known only to the Djinni Pain Transference League. Now the very tip of your tongue swells with a thousand cancre sores and becomes the very essence of your constant focus. (Needed to roll better for a save on that one!)


I wish bananas didn't spoil so fast.

Well played. Bananas don't spoil so fast anymore. They stay green for weeks and weeks. Then edible for another couple weeks. If you're making banana bread, you have to keep those puppies around for two months. Too bad you're just as allergic to them as I am.

I wish there wasn't so much light pollution where I live.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND DONE! Now you live in a cave on a desert island in the middle of the Pacific. No utilities, no trees, no nothing!

I wish I had an idea as to what color to paint my motorcycle project. It has to incorporate pink, of course.

[moneytree02]

To J the Goat,

I appologise if I have offended you.
I did not mean for my comment to be offending in any way.

Sorry,
moneytree02

[moneytree02]

POOF! You go outside and you see a very intricate rainbow. You find your inspiration and paint your motorcycle a great color. But no one can see it but you.

I wish that I could think before I speak/type.

[Coyote's Girl]

moneytree02, on 27 April 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

POOF! You go outside and you see a very intricate rainbow. You find your inspiration and paint your motorcycle a great color. But no one can see it but you.

I wish that I could think before I speak/type.

Wonderful! The most witty retorts come to you easily, you always know the best thing to say in any situation. You are a powerful speaker and unparalleled motivator. Your words move people to passion, inside your head. Unfortunately, due to your meticulous over-thinking you suffer from a crippling lack of self-confidence. You only think about things to say and can never bring yourself to speak.

I wish wishes didn't have hitches.

Edited to fix bad typing

This post has been edited by Coyote's Girl: 27 April 2012 - 06:58 AM