I wish that I could think before I speak/type.
Wonderful! The most witty retorts come to you easily, you always know the best thing to say in any situation. You are a powerful speaker and unparalleled motivator. Your words move people to passion, inside your head. Unfortunately, due to your meticulous over-thinking you suffer from a crippling lack of self-confidence. You only think about things to say and can never bring yourself to speak.
I wish wishes didn't have hitches.
Edited to fix bad typing
"POOF" Your wish is granted, all of your wishes will come true, in the exact manner you want them to, with no hitches at all.
Of course, you need to make them while standing on the deck of the RMS Titanic, while only wearing a gorillaI mw suit and a pink tutu.
I wish my personal training business had more well paying clients.