[MickEMT]

Coyote, on 27 April 2012 - 06:58 AM, said:

moneytree02, on 27 April 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

POOF! You go outside and you see a very intricate rainbow. You find your inspiration and paint your motorcycle a great color. But no one can see it but you.

I wish that I could think before I speak/type.

Wonderful! The most witty retorts come to you easily, you always know the best thing to say in any situation. You are a powerful speaker and unparalleled motivator. Your words move people to passion, inside your head. Unfortunately, due to your meticulous over-thinking you suffer from a crippling lack of self-confidence. You only think about things to say and can never bring yourself to speak.

I wish wishes didn't have hitches.

Edited to fix bad typing

"POOF" Your wish is granted, all of your wishes will come true, in the exact manner you want them to, with no hitches at all.
Of course, you need to make them while standing on the deck of the RMS Titanic, while only wearing a gorillaI mw suit and a pink tutu.


I wish my personal training business had more well paying clients.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

MickEMT, on 27 April 2012 - 12:08 PM, said:

I wish my personal training business had more well paying clients.

Your personal training business now has more clients than you can handle. Unfortunately they are guys with names like Headless Bruno Brassi and Angry Louie and 'Big A**' Giorgio Gambino who insist that you train their 'nephews' in areas such as removing blood from carpet and making cement overshoes. They take over your business and use it for a money laundry. They pay you good but you live in fear that one wrong move and you will be sleeping with the fishes.

I wish everyone would do things my way.

This post has been edited by TheAlabamaRambler: 27 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

[J the Goat]

moneytree02, on 27 April 2012 - 02:06 AM, said:

To J the Goat,

I appologise if I have offended you.
I did not mean for my comment to be offending in any way.

Sorry,
moneytree02

[J the Goat]

TheAlabamaRambler, on 27 April 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:

I wish everyone would do things my way.

The would, if your way didn't cause everyone to inexplicably lose their bowel control; in reverse.


I wish I were at the ocean right now.

[Fianccetto]

J the Goat, on 27 April 2012 - 08:02 PM, said:

moneytree02, on 27 April 2012 - 02:06 AM, said:

To J the Goat,

I appologise if I have offended you.
I did not mean for my comment to be offending in any way.

Sorry,
moneytree02

Moneytree02, your comment was very good, funny and appropriate in the game. The only trouble is we have to respond to the last reply...we are not allowed to pick one we want to reply to from the page. That is just how to play the game. No need to say sorry, just join in.
J the Goat already had one wish passed over (but having creditors forget you? That's never going to happen! )

[Fianccetto]

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I wish I were at the ocean right now.

You are. Your new job is to gut fish and wash up in the basement of 'The Ocean' restaurant. You don't even know where it is, the window is closed and it is so dirty you can't see out. You just saw a cockroach.

I do wish someone hadn't slammed a plate down in a temper and damaged our once lovely wooden floor.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 27 April 2012 - 10:34 PM

[Coyote's Girl]

Fianccetto, on 27 April 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:

I do wish someone hadn't slammed a plate down in a temper and damaged our once lovely wooden floor.

It wasn't anger. It was passion. It wasn't a plate. It was a naked mole rat. The floor is still damaged though.


I wish I knew where the money was hidden.

[GeoBain]

Coyote, on 28 April 2012 - 04:59 AM, said:

I wish I knew where the money was hidden.

You discover the money was sealed inside 5' of concrete which is surrounded by another 20' of seamless steel.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[J the Goat]

You don't. You instead tell your boss that you're not coming in because a goat told you it was okay. And you don't even lose your job. Your boss is very concerned however, and contacts the local "hospital". 4 very large men in white coats show up to your door to take you to a "safe place" where the goats can't tell you what's alright and what's not. Have a nice day off.


I also wish I had the day off today.

[GeoBain]

J the Goat, on 28 April 2012 - 06:16 AM, said:

You don't. You instead tell your boss that you're not coming in because a goat told you it was okay. And you don't even lose your job. Your boss is very concerned however, and contacts the local "hospital". 4 very large men in white coats show up to your door to take you to a "safe place" where the goats can't tell you what's alright and what's not. Have a nice day off.


I also wish I had the day off today.

You pull the same stunt with your boss but manage to skip the guys in white coats. However, you are hit by a car while caching on a power trail and break all 4 legs.

I wish I were not my own boss so I could pull the wool over my boss' eyes.

[J the Goat]

GeoBain, on 28 April 2012 - 06:33 AM, said:

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I wish I were not my own boss so I could pull the wool over my boss' eyes.

You're not your own boss anymore, hooray! Instead, you have no boss, as you didn't request a new job, just a new boss. Helloooooo federal governement

You now live under a bridge and ruin other cacher's days. Thanks.


I wish I'd never learned to link pages in the forums.

[J the Goat]

My above granting of a wish makes absolutely no sense. I see that now

Given that I enjoy reading other people's blunders however, I'm leaving it the way it is for everyone else to see/laugh at. Enjoy

[moneytree02]

Thank you all for being very nice.
I just got a little confused.
Now for that last comment...POOF! Now you can't remember how to link pages....and you have forgotten everything else since then too.

I wish that the U.S. would be out of the huge debt.

[GeoBain]

moneytree02, on 28 April 2012 - 06:45 AM, said:

I wish that the U.S. would be out of the huge debt.

Granted. We are debt free. But we have no military, senior citizens are sleeping in cardboard boxes, and we're paying 75% in income taxes.

I wish we would all take care of our neighbors and not leave it to our govet.

I wish my phone wasn't so hard to type on.

This post has been edited by GeoBain: 28 April 2012 - 07:38 AM

[J the Goat]

GeoBain, on 28 April 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

moneytree02, on 28 April 2012 - 06:45 AM, said:

I wish that the U.S. would be out of the huge debt.

Granted. We are debt free. But we have no military, senior citizens are sleeping in cardboard boxes, and we're paying 75% in income taxes.

I wish we would all take care of our neighbors and not leave it to our govet.

I wish my phone wasn't so hard to type on.

POOFAKAZAM! Now it's soft like jello and leaves a slimey residue on anything it touches that smells like olives and feet.


I wish it wasn't so difficult to lose the 25 pounds I want to lose.

[Fianccetto]

It will now be easy to lose weight since the car accident. Your mouth is wired up and you have to drink all your meals through a straw. Enjoy your stew shake.

I wish people (and goats) would stop beating themselves up in this thread.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 28 April 2012 - 09:59 AM

[bittsen]

J the Goat, on 28 April 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

I wish it wasn't so difficult to lose the 25 pounds I want to lose.

Alakazaaaaam! You are stranded on an island with no food. The pounds will just melt away

Fianccetto, on 28 April 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

I wish people (and goats) would stop beating themselves up in this thread.

Your wish can be granted. They will now beat themselves up in all other threads.


I wish that the aches and pains that were absent the last few days would have stayed away instead of coming back in full force today.

This post has been edited by bittsen: 28 April 2012 - 09:22 AM

[6NoisyHikers]

Congrats! All those aches and pains are gone... leaving room for a whole new set of aches and pains that cause more problems than the originals.


I wish that printer ink wasn't so darned expensive.

[bittsen]

6NoisyHikers, on 28 April 2012 - 09:34 AM, said:

I wish that printer ink wasn't so darned expensive.

Your wish is my command.
http://www.ebay.com/...=item35bbad8740
The cartridges full of ink, however remain the same price as before


I wish wishes weren't corrupted. ~LOL~

[6NoisyHikers]

Done. Now all wishes remain true to the wisher's intent. Politicians on the other hand... oh, wait, no... that doesn't work...


I wish I could remember everything I've experienced since the day I was born.

[J the Goat]

Granted. Unfortunately, your genie heard you say "Ivy" instead of "I've". You now have endless amounts of memories of being peed on, stepped on, and having really, really crappy micro hides tucked underneath you.


I wish bananas were blue.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

A corrupted wish...

[bittsen]

J the Goat, on 29 April 2012 - 06:38 AM, said:

Granted. Unfortunately, your genie heard you say "Ivy" instead of "I've". You now have endless amounts of memories of being peed on, stepped on, and having really, really crappy micro hides tucked underneath you.


I wish bananas were blue.

This was a tough wish to grant. Someone else wished they would stay yellow. So we wish granters had to make bananas blue, for YOU ONLY.
Unfortunately you now see everything as blue.


I wish I had gotten 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep last night.

[J the Goat]

Poof! 8 wonderful, uninterrupted hours was all yours. Uuuuuuuuuunfortunately, a gang of midget clowns broke into your house last night and snapped 8 hours worth of pictures with you in undesirable poses, and have since posted fliers around town in store windows, on telephone poles, and mailed them to your family. You're also the newest YouTube sensation. Hope you enjoyed your sleep.


I wish I had a nicer dining room set.

[Fianccetto]

J the Goat, on 29 April 2012 - 06:38 AM, said:

Granted. Unfortunately, your genie heard you say "Ivy" instead of "I've". You now have endless amounts of memories of being peed on, stepped on, and having really, really crappy micro hides tucked underneath you.


I wish bananas were blue.

Bananas really ARE blue(ish), however the colour you see is the colour rejected which is reflected rather than absorbed. Or you can just wait for a few months in hot, damp weather so they turn blue and furry.

You have a nicer dining room set (whatever that is) because your house and contents burnt down. When I say 'you have' what I really mean is, you may use someone else's until you get set up. All your stuff was insured, right?

I wish I didn't feel so cold.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 29 April 2012 - 08:37 AM

[6NoisyHikers]

No problemo! You've now been blessed with menopause and enjoy the boiling suffocation of hot flashes at irregular intervals.

I wish the Force was strong within me.

[Fianccetto]

The Force within you it is strong, others tall like this, you cause them to. Control it you cannot.

[Fianccetto]

I wish for world peace.

[bittsen]

Fianccetto, on 29 April 2012 - 10:23 PM, said:

I wish for world peace.

Your wish will be granted, right after WW3 there will be no more humans and there will be peace.

I wishthat I could go back in time and give my 15 year old self all of my knowledge.

[GeoBain]

bittsen, on 29 April 2012 - 10:30 PM, said:

I wishthat I could go back in time and give my 15 year old self all of my knowledge.

Granted. But this doesn't occur until you are 70 and in the end stages of Alzheimer's.

I wish I had 100,000,000 pennies worth of $100 bills.

[DragonsWest]

GeoBain, on 30 April 2012 - 02:31 AM, said:

I wish I had 100,000,000 pennies worth of $100 bills.

Granted: D. C. Booper, a vile stinker if ever there was one, hijacks a plane, demanding payment of 100,000,000 cents in $100 bills. A backpack is filled with them and delivered to the airport runway where the plain waits on the tarmac, it then takes off and Booper leaps out of door with a parting "See ya suckers!" and the pack containing the money. Alas, he completely overlooked the need of a parachute and plummets though the sky. In his panic he lets go of the pack and flaps his arms like a bird in desperation. Doesn't work, he lands in a rather final manner. It is at the moment you go outside for the first time today that the backpack lands on you, doing similar to what happened to D. C. Booper. Hope you enjoyed it while you had it.


I wish my stupid Nikon would cough up the pictures I took over the weekend and stop malfunctioning.

[Coyote's Girl]

DragonsWest, on 30 April 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

I wish my stupid Nikon would cough up the pictures I took over the weekend and stop malfunctioning.

Amazing! Your Nikon is now spitting up the pictures you took over the weekend, polaroid-style. On a related note: in the first recorded case of tech-to-human viral transference, you are now spitting up your visual memory polaroid-style.

I wish my children would understand the meaning of the phrase "Be quiet" and would follow it accordingly.

[6NoisyHikers]

Ka-Poof! Your children are now absolutely silent in all ways. Now the only noise in your house is the scream you make every time one of them comes up ninja-style and scares the bejeezus out of you.

I wish my daughter would install some common sense software in her brain.

[DragonsWest]

6NoisyHikers, on 30 April 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

I wish my daughter would install some common sense software in her brain.

McZap! Your daughter sees she can gain wisdom with a simple electronic helmet and brainwave transference from software. She buys the kit, puts on the helmet, hooks it up to the computer and starts running the software -- alas, the computer is infected with a virus and her head also fills up with spam. You never hear the end of all the prizes you've won from www.colecturprise.ru, 0% loans from www.lonesharks.pl and pharmas you can save on from www.disscountdrugs.hu


I wish I had a perfect memory and didn't have to keep leaving notes to myself.

[6NoisyHikers]

Thank you DragonsWest. I was wondering if anyone would ever corrupt my wish and that was the best corruption I could hope for!

[bittsen]

DragonsWest, on 02 May 2012 - 01:28 PM, said:

6NoisyHikers, on 30 April 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

I wish my daughter would install some common sense software in her brain.

McZap! Your daughter sees she can gain wisdom with a simple electronic helmet and brainwave transference from software. She buys the kit, puts on the helmet, hooks it up to the computer and starts running the software -- alas, the computer is infected with a virus and her head also fills up with spam. You never hear the end of all the prizes you've won from www.colecturprise.ru, 0% loans from www.lonesharks.pl and pharmas you can save on from www.disscountdrugs.hu


I wish I had a perfect memory and didn't have to keep leaving notes to myself.

Perfect memory is available for a small fee. You will have to sell all of your belongings and head to Fry's Electronics and have them install it in your computer. Of course the memory, as perfect as it is, will be outdated in 12 months.

I wish I knew how to unlock the phone I found on the side of the road so I could give it back to the owner.

[Team Dennis]

bittsen, on 03 May 2012 - 09:35 AM, said:

I wish I knew how to unlock the phone I found on the side of the road so I could give it back to the owner.

ZING!!! You unlock the phone and discover it belongs to knowschad. Hilarity ensues.

I wish I could make poor personal decisions and it would in no way have a detrimental effect upon me or others.

[Fianccetto]

Wonder of wonders, due to an administrative error, the last time you register for car insurance you undergo a psychopath test, and are deemed, indeed to be a psychopath by the under qualified (Korean) Dr., (who used a test in French, translated badly from Thai. That was all he had). So now you are in a very special place where you may make bad personal choices and it won't affect anyone.

[6NoisyHikers]

I wish that Fianccetto had wished for something I could corrupt.

[Snoogans]

6NoisyHikers, on 03 May 2012 - 10:39 PM, said:

I wish that Fianccetto had wished for something I could corrupt.

*PIFF*

Fianccetto wished for an ice cream cone and you corrupted the wish with cigarette butt flavored ice cream.


I wish I was omnipotent.

[Fianccetto]

You are omnipotent, but only within one square foot of Barack Obama's sock drawer. You are far from omniscient (in fact, you're blind...and deaf...and your deafblind alphabet needs some work, and noone understands what you're saying.)

I wish the people I clean for would launder their bath towels more often.

This post has been edited by Fianccetto: 04 May 2012 - 08:28 AM

[6NoisyHikers]

Granted! They now launder their bath towels twice a day, whether the towels need it or not. It causes their energy bill to go through the roof and they can no longer afford to pay you to clean for them. This is a mixed blessing for you.

I wish to live to the ripe old age of 100 years.

[TheAlabamaRambler]

Yuck. You live to 100. All your family and friends are long dead. You can't take care of yourself so you smell quite ripe.
Jeez, this is actually my worst nightmare.

I wish to live only as long as I can enjoy life and take care of myself.

[6NoisyHikers]

Shwoop! You are all set to live just the right amount of enjoyable years. Then you get in your car, get stuck in traffic and say to yourself: "Wow! This SUCKS!" and immediately drop dead with your face on the steering wheel. Oh, and you rear end the guy in front of you, so it's on your insurance.

I wish my dreams (the sleepy-time ones, not the life-goal-oriented ones) were more interesting.

[Fianccetto]

Your dreams are now all life-goes-oriental ones (that's is what I thought you wrote when I read it the first time) and now are very interesting. You spend your nights in a half terrified sleep, wanting to know if you get through the latest Bruce Lee inspired adventure and yet wanting to wake up for respite and have the terrible soundtrack stop. At least to have the voices in synch.

I wish I didn't have an eye infection.

[6NoisyHikers]

Fianccetto, on 06 May 2012 - 05:23 AM, said:

I wish I didn't have an eye infection.

Really? You know where this one is going.

I wish that I can get out of work early enough today to go for a hike.

[Fianccetto]

(great, my eye plopped out into the washing up bowl, so I could give it a good clean and pop it back - thanks for that!)

You're in luck, tonight you get to go night caching!

[6NoisyHikers]

For once, I actually wish the time was later, to match how tired I am after a 12 hour work day.

[Fianccetto]

See, it is later. Now it is. Over 30 hours later.

Let's see...I wish I could get a great all-purpose play list organised on my nano ipod, to work by.

[6NoisyHikers]

Coming right up! Enjoy non-stop all-Polka, all the time*

*Not recommended when operating heavy machinery or sharp-edged tools.

I wish I had unending patience - or at least the sense to keep my mouth shut when I don't.